we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I didn't shave. On purpose
My pussy is not your playground.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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