I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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