Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
