Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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