i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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