do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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