That's when you crack a 10am beer
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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