I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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