So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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