We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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