Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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