I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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