I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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