I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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go home
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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