Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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