its not stalking. its research.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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