i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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