But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
then he tried to convert me to islam
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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