ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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