i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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