hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Four minutes until I can fart!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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