White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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