Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
