Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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