Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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