We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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