why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize