she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Randomize
