About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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