I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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