I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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