What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the day after is always just damage control
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
