Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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