he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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