My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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