Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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