i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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