But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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