I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
should my penis look like a turkey
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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