bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
