I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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