Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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