Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
please don't ironically join a cult
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