Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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