naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
