And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
