this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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