Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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