I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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