just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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