There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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