Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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