Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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