Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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