Whod you bang
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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